Cat Simulator

requirements: 15 Lb Sand Bag x1 audio player

Instructions:

1. Lie down on sofa
2. Place the sandbag on your chest
3. Play attached audio
   
4. Relax

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Oh, and one more thing:

I'm sitting here with my sleeping cat. He is OUT, man.

Unfortunately he fell asleep with his head on my elbow, pinning me to the sofa:


So I guess I'm not going anywhere for a while. He's pretty adorable - at least, when he's asleep. Read more!