A Song, for You <3

So for valentine's day I was going to do something bitter and sarcastic - but instead I opted for something sweet and sincere! Here's the video, if you can handle it:



note: if video does not work check back later - youtube takes forever to process.
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Stalling for Time

Video tomorrow! Preview:
Uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm. Yeah. Stay tuned. Read more!

State of the Beard: FINAL

So here I am: a bearded American. I could keep this mofo going (growing?), but it would just look messier and messier, so I think I'm going to stay with a professorial short-beard. I lack the hair density to pull off anything longer without looking like a complete psychopath, and I would like to get a job, so let's leave it at that.

I rather like my beard, and I plan on keeping it for the month or so before I skip town. I plan on removing it in stages - any suggestions?

-also-

In honor of Valentine's day I finished up a song I was working on. Unfortunately, it still needs much more practice and a good amount of finish - so expect a video tomorrow night.

In closing, beard faithful, will you be my valentine? Read more!

RE: Valentine's Day

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What am I going to do for valentine's day? Easy. I'm going to celebrate all of the awesome things I can do because I'm single. These include:

• drink milk, soda, orange juice out of the bottle
• order a dominoes pizza - eat half now, eat the rest over the next few hours
• eat cheeto crumbs off of the couch
• barbecue rib burrito.
• not shower
• play arcade games with TV on and music on
• free expulsion of gasses
  
• all of the above, wearing nothing but underpants

Happy relationship liberation day America! Read more!