Plans for Japan

Two of my friends and I discussed some of our goals for Japan. Here's the short list:

Joyce

• Eat everything.
  
• Buy a motor scooter with a sidecar.
• Surround self in cherry blossoms.
• Learn to ride the velocipede.
  

Ariyana

• Train one of the deer in Nara Park to be ridden.
• EAT THE DEER.
• Steal a Wagyu cow from Kobe
• BUTCHER THE COW
• Marry the resulting steak
• EAT THE STEAK

Sam

• Have two trophy wives: one rich, one talented.
• Form a three person traveling folk band.
• Travel to the subways, play
• Never alert one wife to the existence of the other (important!)
• Make lots and lots of money.
• EAT EVERYTHING!