Oscars

The Oscars were entertaining! I think we just needed a host who wasn't just trying to be Billy Crystal. Hugh Jackman (alt: Huge Ackman) resisted the old song and dance by, well, singing and dancing.

He was energetic, self deprecating, and talented enough to make Zach Effron (spelling? who cares.) look like a soulless plastic shell by comparison - good show sir.

The non-Jackman parts were pretty good too, I guess. I didn't really notice... I spent most of the show pretending the stage was a giant monster...

Take that, hollywood! Read more!

The Science of Sex Appeal

Ground Breaking Discoveries
explicated in the Discovery Channel's "Science of Sex Appeal:"

• Some people are monogomus, some aren't
• Men look at women's hips and breasts to judge fertility
  
• Women sleep with the macho guy, marry the nice guy
  
• Women like expensive cars, large paychecks
• The smell of copulating women drives men into a frenzy
  

Well thank god for science. Read more!