Christmas

It would be bad enough if these guys only had the star up during the season, but they keep this glowing monstrosity going all year long.

New this Christmas are the glowing reindeer, glowing faux-christmas tree (offscreen), and flickering action lines for the star.

My friend Mike is unlucky enough to live next door to this fluorescent behemoth. He's tried to sabotage it a few times - but it always returns brighter and more obnoxious than ever.

Now, I'm not religious, but wasn't Christ a big fan of humility? Somehow, I don't think that Jesus would be proud.