Creepy Repliesto the question "what's with the moustache?"
- It's called the "tummy tickler" - stick around and I'll show you why...
- I call it the "hornometer" - the ends curl when I'm randy.
- I made it out of shower drain hair. There might be a few of yours in there...
- HIS NAME IS WINSLOW CHESTERFIELD AND I SHALL NOT DISCUSS HIS AFFAIRS IN POLITE COMPANY!
- I don't know, but it tastes like children...
2 comments:
The general consensus around here is that you must twist your mustache everytime you address any of us. So let it be written.
You should also walk around with that smirk and that look in your eyes AT ALL TIMES. The mustache demands it.
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