Blogging in Bed

So tomorrow my laptop should be returned to me via fed-ex, or so I have been informed by the Apple genius. If it does not arrive I will go to the mall and demand he rescind his title immediately.

What this means is I will now be able to blog in bed. Now please try and keep your carnal instincts at bay while you read this list:

The Sexy Side Effects of me Blogging in Bed

1. More sensual post titles
2. More inappropriate, poorly thought out sexual innuendo
3. Insertion of more sensual characters* into posts: S, Q, &, @, etc.
4. The implicit use of foreign accents [spoken in a bad French accent]
   
5. Sterilization**

*if you know what I mean
**using a laptop while lying down lowers your sperm count - sad but true