Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Mister Laptop.

Dear Laptop: You precocious little prankster. You sure must think it's funny - cutting to black seemingly at random just to grind my gears, then popping back to normal again with no warning. Oh man - only you would fake a thousand dollar problem like that you crazy cat, you.

That said, enough is enough.

You shouldn't joke around about problems like that, mister. Haven't you ever heard of the boy who cried wolf? Or the calculator who cried "80085"?

So just cut it out, ok? I promise I won't be mad. I'll even get you Photoshop CS4...

...please?

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